God its been awhile. New Zealand really revived me. So much so that I'm ready to make some changes. Alright so I might or might not have a date coming up sometime later this year.
And it got me thinking about all the horrible things that could happen.
I could get drunk....that's happened the last 3 first dates.
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("mmmm...Bud Light")
I could lose all my manners. Very possible...I don't go on dates very often.
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I could feel gaseous and make a horrible face trying to hold it in.
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I could fall asleep. Anxiety makes me tired.
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I could wake up and not realize that I have food on my face. I could also be wearing a fake sorority sweatshirt and look dumpy.
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I could try to be sexy and fail horribly wearing a tube top that makes me look slightly chunky. (But its still better than that sweater, right?)
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I might get nervous and shake weight at the table.
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What if my family showed up?
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My date could like him more than me.
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("My turn cousin, what?!")
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("What's happening, Hot Stuff?")
Brad's stuff could pop out of his pants and he would notice.
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My cousin could perform feats of daring putting me to shame.
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And my worst fear my boob could pop out...it's happened before. How could I not notice???
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But mainly I worry that he won't think I'm funny.
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