The Snuggie Experiment
It turns out that snuggies are one of the greatest inventions of all time.
Brad's (my cousin) old homemade snuggie was looking pretty beat up.
So my mom got him and me snuggies for Christmas.
Brad felt this was quite the improvement, but we quickly realized the snuggie was good for much more than laying about and melting into the couch.
Want to seductively woo your man but don't feeling like shaving your legs? Then put on the leopard print snuggie and growl...He will fall for it. (Side note: the snuggie can be worn by either partner during sex...oh the possibilities.)
We wore our snuggies during prayer, it gave us that angelic look and hid the fact that Brad had his hand down his pants through the whole service.
Later we found that our
snuggies were able to
assist us in our cliff jumping adventures. No more
expensive jumpsuits needed.
Brad's Tarzan outfits was a really hit with the menfolk and the ladies.
When I got home I found that the snuggie was good for all sorts of things. Here is just one of the many clubbing outfits I've worn out to the bars. Now all the guys are buying me drinks.
This outfit got me a date last week (he cancelled but I'm sure he'll come back).
It's casually tied across the bust and gives you the sweet booty everyone wants this days without packing on the calories.
For the more elegant women, there is also snuggie evening wear.
The lines this dress creates will having everyone gasping at your next black tie event.
For the superhero the snuggie creates a warm cape to comfort you on those cold winter night flights.
Tarzan meet your cousin Janet. Careful your boob doesn't pop out Janet.
Snuggie helps you pull off the 20s film star look in a snitch.
Hey you can even poop in your
snuggie. Feel warm and comfortable as you relieve yourself, just be careful not to get your
snuggie in the toilet.
(Warning: if
snuggie gets caught in the flush quickly remove yourself, call plumber to fix the blockage, then go and purchase new
snuggie)
This shot is from when mum and I played alien space worms called the Confundroims on the newest episode of Dr. Who.
The snuggie can even class up your home, here I demonstrate its use as a bear skin rug.
Snuggie can even help you gain inches.
Look how tall the snuggie can make you.
But careful because the snuggie doesn't just make you gain inches in height but you'll watch your waist line change too. Here we see the effects of all day snuggie usage.
Well that's all for now. I'm sure there will be more to come. Also keep your eyes peeled for my blog on shake weighting around Boise. You can work out those HJ muscles all over the treasure valley.
Later we found that our snuggies were able to assist us in our cliff jumping adventures. No more expensive jumpsuits needed.
